You know the moral of that story? It goes along with Oprah's advise about thank you notes. Don't use the gift until you have written and mailed the TU-note. If that man hadn't spent the $100, there wouldn't have been a raffle for a dead donkey.

The other moral to that story is people are stupid. You can get away with anything if you promise them a chance of happiness. Though I'm not sure why in hell anyone would waste $2 on a chance that they *might* win a donkey. What does one do with a donkey?

Mandy gave me her prescription pain drugs. Bitchin' dude.