Coming from someone who doesn't like Halloween, this is super cool. I especially like the x-ray button.

We started measurement in my class today. I held up a regular ol' 12 inch ruler and ask them if they knew what it was.

Sweet boy #1: "Yes, it's a peter stick."
Me: "A meter stick?"
Sweet boy #1: "NO, a peter stick; my Daddy calls it a peter stick cause it's the same size as his peter."
Sweet boy #2: "Do you have a brother named Peter? A baby?"
Sweet boy #1: "Nope, don't know who peter is..."

I damn near died.