Sunday, October 19, 2003

I just read that obese women in their 70's may end up getting Alzheimer's 10 to 18 years later than their thin counterparts.

What the hell??

Anyone who lives to be 80-88 has lived a lot longer than the normal life expectancy.

But fat kills everyone early, so how the hell can we know that they don't get Alzheimer's as early??

Researchers amaze me, they talk in frickin circles.

"Tonight on the News at 9: there are more fat people in the USA than ever before...and at 9:15 the life expectancy of Americans has increased by 3 years...and at 9:30 fat women have better memories after age 85...and at 9:45 we will examine the lastest diet craze, because everyone must stive to be thin!"

Duh.

Well, it's official. Frank is an award winning poodle. True, there have been many days that I didn't think he'd see a year....at least not in my house! But he did (on Oct 12) and yesterday he finally earned his "keep." He won "Judges Favorite" in the costume contest at Bark in the Park. He was dressed as himself, a devil. He won us a gift certificate worth an $85 car detailing! Yeah! He was clueless that he won, but Vic made him go over and shake the judges hands. So proud!

Wednesday, October 15, 2003

Flower Mound Humane Society - Rescue, Protect, and Educate

I'm working at this this weekend. I have been working on it forever now and it's finally here. I'm excited for it to get here and even more excited for it to be over!! Vic is such a trooper. He gets off work at 7 am after being there 12 hours and is going to take a fast nap and then get up at 10 to bring Frank to walk AND be in the costume contest! You have all seen his costume, nothing too fancy...but still very cute. Maybe he will win us some loot! There is a car detail up for grabs that I'd really love to have!!

Friday, October 10, 2003

Ugly Wedding Dress of the Day

I know I've mentioned this before, but could all of you please go there and read the blog from Oct 9th. My my my. This is my favorite site ever.

Speaking of hidious things that I love. Has anyone other than me and Bryan Bell seen that new show on that new SpikeTV.com channel called "Most Extreme Elimination Challenge"? It is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. Seriously. It's all these crazy asian people doing insane things...on I guess their version of game shows. But all the people are voiced over w/ American humor...totally making fun of the contestants. Oh my. I laugh till I cry whenever it comes on.

Now that we've talked about good things...remember how I thought I was going to die because I had to stay at work for frickin ever today? Well, someone better check my pulse. Holy lunitics, Batman! I worked from 7-5:30 NO BREAK. I was posta leave at 5 but the bastard ass phone rang and it was some bitch that was yelling at me because I can't get her into a Dr. 5 o'clock on a Friday, mind you.

Then, I finally leave to come home only to find that all of OK was sitting on I35 trying to get to a damn football game that isn't even until tomorrow. And you know all these meatheads are in spiffy, spunky moods because it's like the weekend and it's football and it's the big game and I just want to go home because I've been talking to crazy mofos and they have to NERVE to honk at me and wave an OU flag at me. My first reaction was to give them the "guns up" sign because that's the only one that comes naturally (you know, from making fun of people that do it for real all the time). But then I remembered that TTU wasn't playing here. So then I tried to get the hook'um horns sign together. But in the end, all I could muster was a big phat extended middle finger. It takes me 12.5 minutes to get to and from work on a "normal" day. Today it took me 49 minutes to get home. I hope UT beats the livin' tar out of those flag flyin' I35 hogs (sooners, whatever).

Tuesday, October 07, 2003

Photo Album

Rowdy couldn't move last night or this morning so the poodle ambulance came to get him and took him to the vet. He has something wrong with a disk in his neck and has to be in a brace for 6-8 weeks. I am so relieved that it's not more serious than it is. My mom told me on my way to work this morning so I prepared work that if something happened (ie: Bob saying he had to be put down) I was going to have to leave. He is not "just a dog." There really is no such thing. He has been a wonderful brother/friend for 12 years. He often was my only friend, like when I was grounded and forced to only see the people who lived there...I liked him best. I hate that dogs don't live as long as people. There will never be another Rowdy. Don't get me wrong, I love Nancy dearly. And Frank too. But Rowdy is one of those one-of-a-kind 4-legged friend. But lets all just celebrate that he'll be fine for now! Yeah for poodle ambulances! Yeah for poodle neck braces! Yeah for Dr. Kuitu (vet) who made a house call last night to see him!

In other news, I went to bed at 6:30 pm last night and forgot to set my alarm...I woke up at 6:20 am and just barely made it to work on time (at 7). I didn't have time to pack my lunch, so Vic brought it to me. I love that.

I have to go to a training thing on Friday so I will have to work til 5 rather than 3. It's a good thing it's a Friday or I prolly wouldn't be able to make it. I do get to leave an hour early on Wed & Thur :). Yeah for leaving early!

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