Ugly Wedding Dress of the Day

I know I've mentioned this before, but could all of you please go there and read the blog from Oct 9th. My my my. This is my favorite site ever.

Speaking of hidious things that I love. Has anyone other than me and Bryan Bell seen that new show on that new SpikeTV.com channel called "Most Extreme Elimination Challenge"? It is the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. Seriously. It's all these crazy asian people doing insane things...on I guess their version of game shows. But all the people are voiced over w/ American humor...totally making fun of the contestants. Oh my. I laugh till I cry whenever it comes on.

Now that we've talked about good things...remember how I thought I was going to die because I had to stay at work for frickin ever today? Well, someone better check my pulse. Holy lunitics, Batman! I worked from 7-5:30 NO BREAK. I was posta leave at 5 but the bastard ass phone rang and it was some bitch that was yelling at me because I can't get her into a Dr. 5 o'clock on a Friday, mind you.

Then, I finally leave to come home only to find that all of OK was sitting on I35 trying to get to a damn football game that isn't even until tomorrow. And you know all these meatheads are in spiffy, spunky moods because it's like the weekend and it's football and it's the big game and I just want to go home because I've been talking to crazy mofos and they have to NERVE to honk at me and wave an OU flag at me. My first reaction was to give them the "guns up" sign because that's the only one that comes naturally (you know, from making fun of people that do it for real all the time). But then I remembered that TTU wasn't playing here. So then I tried to get the hook'um horns sign together. But in the end, all I could muster was a big phat extended middle finger. It takes me 12.5 minutes to get to and from work on a "normal" day. Today it took me 49 minutes to get home. I hope UT beats the livin' tar out of those flag flyin' I35 hogs (sooners, whatever).