I saw a car on my way to work this morning that had two bumper stickers. One said "I <3 my wife" (that's a sideways heart...duh.) Can you guess what the other one said? Yep. I sure did. It said "I <3 my husband." I wanted to honk and flip um my ring finger's next door neighbor, but it was 6:30 am and I figure only old people and those who are still drunk are out on I-35 at that time...so I just rolled my eyes and wondered how in the hell two hetrosexual people that damn queer could find one another. And then! That kick ass song from about 1990 "Things that Make you Go Hmmm" came on the radio and all was right with the world.