I know this is tacky, but I can't help myself...

Medical Announcement

Pfizer Corp. announced today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally "pour himself a stiff one."

Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives
new meaning to the names "cocktails," "highballs," and just a good old fashioned "stiff drink." Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name if...yep, you guessed it...

"MOUNT & DO."