Picture this:

My husband dancing through the living room with a tiny brown poodle singing to the Beach Boys Surfin Safari song tune:

Let's go pee-pee now
Everyone's learnin' how
Come on and go pee-pee with ME!

That was when I revealed to him that each day with I give Frank a bath I sing (to the Row Your Boat tune):

Scrub, scrub, scrub the dog
Gently in the sink!
Merrily, merrily, merrily,
Frank's life is but a dream!

and then when we are towel drying, I change scrub to "dry."

Yeah. I now have concrete proof why we got married. Both giant nerds.